Cabby

Biography
Crabapplez, informally known as Cabby, is a 6'5" titan of a man. His most notable accomplishment is his Youtube show that he hosts with the "Cabby Crew" (Egggnoggg, The_Swan, Klaadem), where they play various games for the sake of entertainment at Cabby's expense.

"Sup, I'm David Crabapplez. I'm the owner of this sub-par youtube channel. On this channel you can find things from Tetris to TitanFall. Along side me is my beautiful yogurt assistant, and our Jewish copilot who keeps trying to drive this plane into the ground." - from the about section on his channel.

Link to his channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/Crabapplez/featured

Pre Cereal Era
Before the dawn of the modern age, two boys climbed to the top of a lone spiders web. One boy sprints up the web, unwaivering in his pursuit to the top, and as he does, he leaves the other boy on the ground. The second boy calls toward the first boy, he is too scared to climb all the way to the top, and doesn't believe he can do it. The first boy calls from the top of the web, he says "if you make it to the top, I'll make you an honorary sergent!". The second boy steels his nerves and ascends the web, joinning his friend at the top.

These two boys were the mighty Klaadem, and Crabapplez, two children of destiny intertwined by fate. But, our story today is about Crabapplez, and before he went by that name, he was known across the land as SGT.Cabby.

Membership
SGT.Cabby became a commentary youtuber during the commentary revolution of 2016. Making several videos on people in his life and various youtube drama topics, all and all making around 100 of the most cringe videos found on the internet at the time. Seeing his old friend attempting to put on a show for the entertainment of others, Klaadem took the opertunity to invite his formor compatriot to his new group of friends. Klaadem invited SGT.Cabby to Cereal Club on the 9th of September, 2016, and though he was innactive for a while, Cabby would become one of the main members of Cereal Club during the late 2017 era. In which he would participate among several jokes like The Flash of Inspiration, The Tier List, and would go on to create Cereal Club Dating Simulater (the game is unfinished and believed to be haunted to this day). He would also go on to reform his Youtube channel, becoming a channel where he would post funny gaming clips that involved the rest of Cereal Club. This is where he would eventually find a new title for himself, as the denomination of "SGT" was considered rather cringe. He would be forever redubbed Crabapplez after a few times when The_Swan jokingly called him "crabby" as a reference to Cabby's short fuse, however he ran with it, and became Crabapplez.

Post-Irony Era
During the time of the early 2020 post-irony era, Cabby would seek to find the true source of comedy and friendship. During this quest he would find himself on a Nation building Minecraft Server, named Stoneworks. He would meet a few friends and discover a few things of the secrets of friendship. Cabby became a king on the server, and would help forge one of the largest nations on the server to date, but shortly after getting sick of the toxic climate of the server, Cabby would leave in early Augest of 2021. Along the way finding many friends such as the powerful Taurgis, who would become a background character in the Cereal Club. He would also find a new found popularity on his channel, as he made 2 videos related to the server. This brought with it some rather annoying characters who now comment on his recent videos (which are unrelated to Stoneworks) and demand more content. As of the time of this writing he has yet to make any more Stoneworks content or interact on the server.

The most interesting discovery Cabby made, was that of a hidden underground Vault, in the heart of the Nevada Desert. The Vault, denominated 21, gave Cabby shelter during this period of his journey, in return Cabby played dice games with them, and became a member of the Vault. Shortly after he would bring a few of its members to a Minecraft server along side Cereal Club, where everyone would get a long, and nothing bad happend. Eventually, the Vault members would become fully fledged members of Cereal Club. While the vault members are not found participating in jokes too often, they would mostly participate in #Slow-mode-counting. By the end of the saga Vault 21's own JrtroCourier would make an apperance in the episode "End of Counting".

Conclusion
Cabby is one of the mainstays of Cereal Club, and while he hates to admit it, he's grown attached to the group. He's brought along other key members like EgggNoggg and Espertanos, as well as brought jokes of his own like PAY NOW. He thinks of the club as his home, his birthplace, and his happy place. Even though he may have a short fuse for members like The_Swan, Klaadem, Chair, Egggnoggg, Espertanos, JIM, Grapes, Kimjonguninstall, ImSoSpicy, Naps, and Christy208 he still loves them all, and can't see himself without them.

Games

 * Dragonball: FighterZ
 * Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
 * FotoFlash
 * Huniepop
 * Left 4 dead 2
 * Titanfall 2
 * Undertale
 * Team Fortress 2
 * Skullgirls
 * Risk of Rain 2
 * Tetris
 * Castle Crashers
 * Apex Legends

Notable Accomplishments
Cabby wasn't involved deeply in many memes, but some notables include:

The Flash Of Inspiration
Cabby was one of the many members of the engineer army that haunted the life of jim for a solid hour or so.

The Tier List
Cabby was bullied over the tier list, because he kept getting below Theswan and egggnoggg so he got mad and the group had some wholesome laughs over how dumb he is.

Genuine anger
Cabby says that his anger is "genuine" so TheSwan decided to make fun of him for it and will buy him a Genuine anger hat from TF2 for his birthday.

Triva

 * Is still in middleschool according to Kimjonguninstall
 * David David
 * Is the only cereal club member to own knives is CSGO
 * One of the youngest members of cereal club
 * Is the tallest member of the cereal men
 * The most angry member of cereal club
 * Is low A tier on the official tier list
 * Can beat his dick at 0.204545 miles per hour
 * Is the reformed villian of #Slow-mode-counting, and now holds the legendary 5000 count