JIM

JIM is a frequently seen member of the Cereal Club. He is an IRL friend of the founder and owner of the Cereal Club, Squid, and has known him for many years, though he has no recollection of him meeting Squid. Jim is notorious for proliferating his own jokes even when other members don't understand them or they have gone long past the point of being funny. He is also known for his horrible computer and terrible internet, and so will typically be seen playing games that stopped being relevant 5 or more years ago, such as Team Fortress 2.

Games
Favorite games of this user include:
 * Banished
 * Betrayal at the House on the Hill
 * Civilization 5
 * Dominion
 * Dungeon Siege
 * Dungeons & Dragons
 * Fallout 3
 * Fallout: New Vegas
 * FTL: Faster than Light
 * Left 4 Dead 2
 * Metro 2033
 * Shadow of the Colossus
 * Team Fortress 2
 * Terraria
 * Twilight Struggle

Dominion
Dominion is JIM's favorite card game, and he will frequently badger other members into playing it. This has lead to animosity towards the very idea of playing Dominion.

Dungeon Siege
Dungeon Siege is a game that defines JIM's childhood, and is the first game he remembers playing. He was never good at it, and has never beaten it legitimately. JIM remembers the day of Dungeon Siege's online community, and has spent many hours playing the online-exclusive world. Alone.

On June 22nd, 2018, JIM finally beat Dungeon Siege for real, using a warrior named Jimmy Carter. It took 36.5, grueling hours.

Dungeons & Dragons
JIM began playing D&D alongside Domino, Kilgore, and Sarah in May 2017. In this campaign DM'ed by Kilgore, JIM distinguished himself as a terrible role-player and a litigious rules lawyer. Despite intending to start his own game for years, JIM has very little to show for it.

Team Fortress 2
JIM is a filthy heavy/spy main, and will complain whenever there is a spy on the team. JIM is racist against snipers, and believes they do not belong in the game.

Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus is the best game eva made. FUCK YOU DUNKY

Bait and Switch / Spam
JIM will frequently spam the same joke over and over again, and lead other members to believe he is going to post a good joke when in fact he will post a bad joke. Examples of this include Deep Fried Memes, Purple Frog Montage, Burger King Foot Lettuce, Gnome Videos, and the monster.

Memes???
This classic joke pioneered by JIM is used in response to people making memes or references multiple times in succession. It involves saying "Memes?" at the end of every statement from the foul memers. Eventually they'll get the picture and cease their meming.

The Barley Buck
The barley buck is an unbeatable chess move which allows a player to win instantaneously. It was discovered by JIM in a game of chess against Squid. After using the move, Squid was FUCKING OBLITERATED and the server had to go on a quest to find the Dragon Balls so they could bring Squid back to life.

#69 Purple Indy
In September 2017, JIM's yahoo email address and many of his accounts associated with it, including his Steam account, were hijacked by Clancy. Clancy intended to ransom these accounts in exchange for JIM's Roblox account, which had a #69 Purple Indy hat, a rare item worth large amounts of Robux. Unfortunately, JIM has not played Roblox in years and could not access his account. Over the next week, JIM painstakingly contacted every customer support for every account that he ever had, and was eventually able to secure his life against Clancy and reclaim all of the accounts that he cared about without sacrificing his precious #69 Purple Indy. More information can be found here.

Neopets / Sick Deals
In November 2017, JIM and Squid decided to play Neopets on a joint account. JIM continues to play Neopets to this day. For about a week in February 2018, JIM would constantly tab out of games in order to try to find deals on items in Neopet's Trading Post and Auction House, and so "stop looking for sick deals on Neopets" has become a popular way to chastise idle players, especially KimJongUninstall.

The Flash of Inspiration
The joke originated from comments JIM made about the Flash of Inspiration. After seeing it in almost every TF2 game, he loudly complained about how terrible it looks, calling it "untextured fucking shit" and saying "it's always painted lime green."

The Monster
The monster is a horrifying creature of an unknown species, resembling a dog, but having hooves instead of paws. JIM broke his long-standing tradition of using the default Discord icon for his Discord account in order to use the monster as his icon.

You think you can just...
Historically, when JIM is invited to literally anything, he'll join voice, and act offended that someone would dare send him an invite. His greetings usually begin with the phrase "You think you can just". Sometimes they just end there, and rarely he might actually finish his sentence.

Overlord
JIM is known for hating the anime series Overlord, and will sometimes complain about the show to fellow members. Despite this, he has watched the entire show several times.

Halloween-Posting
JIM has a habit of posting Halloween images at random times throughout the year, especially in the months before October. This occasionally leads to backlash from the fans of inferior holidays, especially KimJongUninstall, JIM's arch-nemesis in this regard.

JIM posts a Halloween related image every day in October with a message containing how many days are left until the 31st. In 2020, he fucked up this countdown at some point, leading to utter humiliation as he was forced to edit the messages.

Introduction to the Cereal Club
JIM joined the Cereal Club because Squid asked him to.

Trivia

 * He's a fuckin' fag ~Squid 2k18
 * He plays D&D with dominotheninja and Kilgore.
 * Jim's real name is Collin
 * Jim is the best character in the server based off of the Official Tier List
 * Hates vanilla Minecraft
 * the Hou-Long Heater is Jim's favorite Minigun